Tired of all the bullshit on Halloween? Me too.
Angry_Jerk
How to actually respond to an active shooter situation
It’s time to take action against “active shooters”.
AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
AJ and Rotten Tom mix a Four Horsemen. Drunken stupidity ensues.
You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
How do you know when someone’s a 90’s kid? Simple, they won’t shut the fuck up about it.
Rage against the road
A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways. If you haven’t read the article yet, I suggest you go fuck yourself. Or you could just click the link in the first sentence and read it, that works too I guess. That article only touches the tip of the cock … Read more
The Mandela Effect is bullshit
Some people swear Nelson Mandela died in prison. Others insist The Berenstain Bears used to be spelled differently. AJ dives into the bizarre world of the Mandela Effect and explains why bad memory and mass stupidity make a lot more sense than reality itself being rewritten.
I hate Slowskis
Slowskis are the bane of my existence. You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different and shit). I’m talking about the slow ass motherfuckers that hold up life in general with their snail’s pace lollygagging no-rush bullshit. Still … Read more