• Why can’t I watch South Park???

    Why can’t I watch South Park???

    Timmy is tired of pretending to understand South Park jokes at school just because his mom says he’s too young to watch it. He’s almost ten, which is basically adult enough for cartoons with bad words, especially when the actual adults are watching murder shows in the other room.

Latest

  • Why can’t I watch South Park???

    Why can’t I watch South Park???

  • Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

    Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

  • Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

    Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

  • Gojo vs. Deebo: Infinity Ain’t Enough

    Gojo vs. Deebo: Infinity Ain’t Enough

The Angry Jerk

  • Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

    Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

  • 4chan Is Better Than Reddit

    4chan Is Better Than Reddit

  • Why Does Gboard Change the Suggested Word Right Before You Tap It?

    Why Does Gboard Change the Suggested Word Right Before You Tap It?

Features

  • The Truth™ About Bottled Water!

    The Truth™ About Bottled Water!

  • Battlestation Breakdown – Loli Dakimakura Edition

    Battlestation Breakdown – Loli Dakimakura Edition

  • File 062426-023 – Fast Food

    File 062426-023 – Fast Food

Fun

  • Why can’t I watch South Park???

    Why can’t I watch South Park???

  • Gojo vs. Deebo: Infinity Ain’t Enough

    Gojo vs. Deebo: Infinity Ain’t Enough

  • DEAR JUAN: My Brother Won’t Get a Job!

    DEAR JUAN: My Brother Won’t Get a Job!

AJnet Anime Club

  • Megalobox Is a Damn Good Fighting Anime

    Megalobox Is a Damn Good Fighting Anime

  • Chainsmoker Cat Turns Cat Girls Into Absolute Degenerates

    Chainsmoker Cat Turns Cat Girls Into Absolute Degenerates

  • Durarara!! Is Confusing as Hell… Until It Isn’t

    Durarara!! Is Confusing as Hell… Until It Isn’t

Reviews

  • Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

    Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

  • Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.

    Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.

  • Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.

    Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.

Offbeat

  • Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing

    Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing

  • Someone Was Stabbed at The Angry Jerk, So Naturally I’m Writing About It

    Someone Was Stabbed at The Angry Jerk, So Naturally I’m Writing About It

  • I Accidentally Invented a New Sport (You’re Welcome)

    I Accidentally Invented a New Sport (You’re Welcome)

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