Hollywood keeps digging up old franchises, not because there are no new ideas, but because studio executives are afraid to take chances. AJ takes aim at decades-late sequels, lazy remakes, and an industry that would rather recycle the past than bet on something original.
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Why Does Hollywood Keep Making Remakes, Reboots, and Sequels?
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Features
When Ten Minutes Becomes a Management Problem
REDDIT REVUE: r/Witchcraft (2026)
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Fun
The Truth™ About Gas Prices Ending in 9/10!
Fight Night – Mareo vs. Louie – Super Copyright Bros.
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AJnet Anime Club
Peach Girl Had Me Yelling at My TV
Baki Hanma vs. Kengan Ashura was fun, but played it too safe
Rozen Maiden is Surprisingly Dark for an Anime About Dolls
Reviews
Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury
Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.
Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.
Editorials
Israel Has the Right to Exist
Don’t Underestimate Humans
Stop Using Antisemitism as a Shield
Offbeat
Frosty’s Booze ‘n Boos Ghost Hunt Extravaganza!
The Great Jukebox War of 2019!
Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing
From the Editor’s Desk
I Did An Interview With Yozuki Drive (Again)
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Big changes are here!
AJnet Magazine is the long-running independent publication created by Adam “The Angry Jerk” Baker in 2007. Featuring opinion writing, satire, reviews, internet culture, and recurring editorial personalities, AJnet blends old-school internet identity with a modern magazine format.
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