• Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job

    Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job

    Aldi took a perfectly usable loaf of sourdough and replaced it with something that can barely hold breakfast together. Add one unpredictable avocado, and toast becomes a construction job.

Latest

  • Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job

    Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job

  • The Elusive Samurai is Good When It Stops Trying to Be Funny

    The Elusive Samurai is Good When It Stops Trying to Be Funny

  • Shackleton’s expedition was history’s greatest successful failure

    Shackleton’s expedition was history’s greatest successful failure

  • Everything Is Getting Worse, Not Just More Expensive

    Everything Is Getting Worse, Not Just More Expensive

  • The Great Jukebox War of 2019!

    The Great Jukebox War of 2019!

  • My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero’s Is Basically Solo Leveling for Kids

    My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero’s Is Basically Solo Leveling for Kids

The Angry Jerk

  • Everything Is Getting Worse, Not Just More Expensive

    Everything Is Getting Worse, Not Just More Expensive

  • Men, Get Your Shit Together

    Men, Get Your Shit Together

  • Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

    Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

Features

  • Shackleton’s expedition was history’s greatest successful failure

    Shackleton’s expedition was history’s greatest successful failure

  • DEAR JUAN: My boyfriend quit his job to become a streamer

    DEAR JUAN: My boyfriend quit his job to become a streamer

  • The Truth™ About Bottled Water!

    The Truth™ About Bottled Water!

Fun

  • Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job

    Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job

  • File 100526-006 – Political Advertising

    File 100526-006 – Political Advertising

  • Fight Night – Jimmy Neutron vs Predator – Brain Blast in the Jungle

    Fight Night – Jimmy Neutron vs Predator – Brain Blast in the Jungle

AJnet Anime Club

  • The Elusive Samurai is Good When It Stops Trying to Be Funny

    The Elusive Samurai is Good When It Stops Trying to Be Funny

  • My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero’s Is Basically Solo Leveling for Kids

    My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero’s Is Basically Solo Leveling for Kids

  • Beastars is surprisingly good despite all the furry shit

    Beastars is surprisingly good despite all the furry shit

Reviews

  • Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

    Coyote vs. Acme – The Movie Warner Bros. Tried to Bury

  • Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.

    Dave’s Hot Chicken? More Like Dave’s Hot Garbage.

  • Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.

    Goddammit, KPop Demon Hunters is actually kind of good.

Editorials

  • Don’t Underestimate Humans

    Don’t Underestimate Humans

  • Stop Using Antisemitism as a Shield

    Stop Using Antisemitism as a Shield

  • We’re Raising a Generation That Can’t Handle Reality

    We’re Raising a Generation That Can’t Handle Reality

Offbeat

  • The Great Jukebox War of 2019!

    The Great Jukebox War of 2019!

  • Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing

    Apparently Anime Cars Are A Thing

  • Someone Was Stabbed at The Angry Jerk, So Naturally I’m Writing About It

    Someone Was Stabbed at The Angry Jerk, So Naturally I’m Writing About It

From the Editor’s Desk

  • I Did An Interview With Yozuki Drive (Again)

    I Did An Interview With Yozuki Drive (Again)

  • We’ve Revamped Rantlister!

    We’ve Revamped Rantlister!

  • Big changes are here!

    Big changes are here!

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