This is actually an "About Us" page, typed in a really big font because Richy's glasses got broke by that jerk on the rugby team. Expect a scathing rant about how dumb jocks are soon.

This is a site dedicated to David and Maddy, two social rejects shunned by the world. We originally made this website to post an article we knew would piss everyone off, and unfortunately... nobody read it. So we wrote more rants, hoping that eventually someone would see it and take offense. After 5 months, someone finally wrote us an email telling us how much we sucked. After squealing with glee, Maddy and Richy put the email and their reply on the website, checking the page every 10 minutes to giggleshit themselves to death at their work. Now they rant about everything from Macs to Twlight, giggleshitting themselves at the prospect of receiving another legitimate hatemail so they can say nasty things to people behind the cover of a computer monitor.

Oh yeah, and we know the layout is shitty. We don't care, so stop flooding our email boxes about it. Seriously Richy, knock it off. What if someone sends us a real hatemail?

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