I'm going to write about how dumb everyone around me is, because that hasn't been done a million fucking times.

These people are so fucking dumb, they make me want to say "fuck" a whole fucking lot. 75% of my article consists of the word "fuck" because I hate these fucking assholes so fucking much.

I was riding my bicycle home from my job at Walmart today when this big dumb fucking meathead rugby player named Gary Thompson stopped my bike and started yelling at me like the dumb ass fucktard he is. I told him to leave me the fuck alone, but he broke my glasses then made fun of me when I cried (only a fucking pussy is too afraid to show emotion). I told him my dad would beat his fucking ass, but he laughed at me more and eventually left with his other fucktard jock friends.

When I was riding home, this fucking bitch in her car nearly hit me while turning! Women are stupid and suck at driving. I wish women weren't allowed to drive. Except my mom, since I need someone to take me to Otakucon!

I hate everyone so fucking much. I'm so much better than all of you fucktards. You may have the brawn but I have the brain motherfuckers. I took an IQ test on MySpace and it said my IQ was 150. Take that Gary you dumb ass fucking jock meathead!

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