I bought a MacBook today and I found out it sucks.

Macs are so stoopid. Most games aren't compatible with them, and people who use them are pretentious dickheads like that guy in the commercial. I hate him so much.

I have to charge this thing so much! I know that the more things I have running the more power it needs to run, but I just want to make a sexual innuendo about me being a girl and having to stick cables into holes, because guys find it hot when girls make sexual innuendos about themselves. Also, I'm on my period.

Did I mention I'm a girl?

Oh, and Macs are gay.

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