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21/07/09- Richy got beat up by a rugby player on his way home from work today. Gary Thompson is a dumb meathead who will never amount to anything because he's not smart like Richy.
13/07/09- Excuse about why we haven't updated for the millions of readers we get.
22/06/09- Introducing new writer who will only write one article before realizing what huge faggots we are.
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