This guy got named "Citizen of the Year" in my pisshole town in Australia. I'm going to bitch about it to my global fanbase, because that makes me cool and edgy. The only way I could be edgier is by posting Goatse in response to someone's hatemail about this article. Get to work, Richy.

This guy is such a douchebag, helping people out and shit. Who wants to be recognized for being a good guy? Not me, nosiree.

If you'll excuse me, there's a tub of icecream calling my name now.

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