I decided to read the Twilight series. You might be wondering why I would read a bunch of romance novels written for teenage girls. I just wanted to see how much they sucked, so I could tell you about it.

Edward Cullen is such a faggot! "Ooh look at me, I'm a big gay vampire who is in love with a human!" I can't imagine what the author was thinking when she wrote the book. Oh, this is the author:

LOL she's so ugly and shit!

So most of the book consists of Edward being a faggot and some other faggot vampires trying to kill Bella. Bella is a Mary Sue, by the way. Take that bitch!

This book was so boring and shitty that I read it from beginning to end just to see how boring and shitty it was. Fuck these shitty books that everyone (i.e. teenage girls) likes. Only a faggot would enjoy a book written for a demographic of females between 10 and 18.

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