This month’s Reddit Revue: r/ChristmasDecorating!
As I write this, it’s currently December 11th, exactly two weeks until Christmas Day. Yesterday I just finished writing an article about how much I hate Christmas shopping, which will publish tomorrow (December 12th). I woke up this morning at around 1:30 and couldn’t fall back asleep, so around 3:30 I decided to go down to my garage and lift weights. I succeeded in pulling my latissimus dorsi muscle, and now it hurts if I even breathe wrong. I’m irritated, tired, and in a shit ton of pain.
You’re probably wondering what that has to do with this month’s Reddit Revue. The answer is “absolutely fucking nothing”. I just felt like bitching about it, and this was the first venue I could find to do so.
My original plan for this month’s Reddit Revue was to do a Battlestation Review style article about Christmas decorations. That’s too much work, especially for someone running on 4 hours of fractured sleep and in pain. So like everything else on this site, we’re gonna half-ass this shit.
Today we’ll be visiting r/ChristmasDecorating. Instead of reviewing people’s decorations we’re just going to talk a bunch of shit like we usually do. If you don’t like it, then I’ve got something to tell you:
I’m sorry, and you’re absolutely right. The quality of writing on this site has dropped drastically over the last year. Every article is haphazardly phoned in, and it genuinely seems like my heart isn’t in it anymore. Please don’t leave just yet, I promise to do better next year.
With that out of the way, let’s take a look at some Christmas decorations on r/ChristmasDecorating.
This isn’t in the woods, it’s inside your house you lying sack of shit.
Of course it’s staying up, it’s not even Christmas yet. Did you accidentally put up your 2026 calendar already or something?
Skada skadeen get this lazy dollar store shit off my screen
You know what else is hung?
My boy William:
Tell me you’re gay without saying “I’m gay”.
(And that’s okay, because it’s 2025 about to be 2026)
I have nothing bad to say about this one, these look pretty cool. Especially the Homer Simpson one.
This mf so fat they decorated the tree with fast food
And you can throw that ugly peppermint piece of shit in the trash.
This isn’t a decoration, go fuck yourself.
The real winner here is the Jew who owns the local electric company.
Thanks dummy, I now know where you live. I’ll be over later to screw your wife then wipe my dick on your drapes and steal all the eggs from your fridge on the way out.
A star map to the Sewer System.
Were Argo and Adaline born in a barn? Close the damn door, it’s colder than a Protestant’s heart.
You’ve got a bright pink and blue troll doll and an X-wing hanging on your tree and you’re worried about the candy cane looking tacky?
This is the last thing you’d see before passing out and waking up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney.
I’d still hit it though.
Cousin Eddie?
Fuck you Reddit don’t steal my jokes
(Reddit needs to fix their broken ass app, all my long screenshots get fucked up)
I can’t hate all the time. This looks nice.
This is obnoxious, I hope your lawn floods.
The fuck you want me to do over the internet
Hang them yourself you lazy bitch.
Literally looks like a room at a psych ward.
A friendly reminder that Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. I will die (hard) on this hill.
It means you’re on the wrong subreddit. Dumbass.
Reported for spam.
Now post the picture taken five seconds later, where the kid’s face is mauled because pitbulls are violent and dangerous and shouldn’t be pets.
On a scale of Snoop Dogg to Tommy Chong, how high are you right now?
Thanks for giving me cancer right before the holidays.
Man, Thanos has really gotten lazy.
Nice photo, was it taken with a potato or a cabbage?
Alright, it’s about time to wrap things up here.
We’ll be back next month with r/Trump. Until then, we at AJnet Magazine wish you and your family a very merry Christmas!
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