I made a Four Horsemen. It went as well as you think it did.
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You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
How do you know when someone’s a 90’s kid? Simple, they won’t shut the fuck up about it.
Rage against the road
A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways.
What happens when you fuck up my food (The Checkers War)
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it.
Tomatoes taste disgusting
If you took clumps of shit, rolled them into balls, and dyed them red, you’d have tomatoes.