Trump isn't on the Epstein List, but he's protecting the people who are.

I don’t think Donald Trump is actually on Jeffrey Epstein’s client list, but he’s definitely protecting the people who are.

It’s time to release the Epstein files, Donald.

President Trump initially promised to release the Epstein files, but now he’s backpedaling. Politicians welching on campaign promises? Well there’s a big fucking surprise. I’d like to give props to Big Don for finally figuring out how being a politician actually works after almost 10 years. Fuck your constituents.

Anyway, this sudden switch has led to people accusing him of being on Epstein’s client list, including Elon Musk, who was practically best buds with Trump not too long ago.

I’m just going to say it: I don’t think Donald Trump was a client of Jeffrey Epstein.

No, I’m not defending Big Don. I’m not a fan of Trump, I think he’s just as corrupt and crooked as any politician. I can’t stand the cult of personality that’s formed around him, and I find most MAGAtards to be insufferable fart sniffers. I’m amazed that they can’t smell Donald’s bullshit with how far they have their noses buried up his ass.

Yeah yeah, I know, the two of them were friends, they hung out in the same circles. There’s also that quote from Donald about Epstein that says:

He’s a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.

I see this quote being used as some kind of evidence that Trump is a pedophile. It’s a very poor choice of words for sure (as Archer would say, “Phrasing!”), but there’s nothing there that actually says Trump likes underage girls. All Trump seems to be saying here is that both him and Epstein “like beautiful women”, while implying that the women Epstein likes are “on the younger side”. One of Trump’s biggest problems is that he speaks off the cuff too much. Speaking off the cuff can lead to unfortunately worded statements like this, and I think that’s what this was. Remember, he banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago for hitting on a teenage girl. I think Trump’s friendship with Epstein was more about business connections than anything. Maybe Epstein was also prostituting adult women too, and perhaps Trump was a client for that aspect of Jeff’s “business”, but I just don’t get the impression that Trump likes underage girls. I guarantee he knew about the shit Epstein was getting up to (and I think his quote kind of implies that much), but he kept his mouth shut and looked the other way. In fact, I think it’s totally possible that Trump actually did dime Epstein out when he was investigated way back in 2004. This 2019 article from the Washington Post goes into a lot more detail about Trump’s relationship with Epstein, and is worth the read.

But I’m almost certain that Donald Trump isn’t in the Epstein files (at least, not as a client), and my reasoning for it is very simple: If he was, we’d have already known.

You don’t think Biden or the other Democrats would have had this shit released from Day 1 if Donald Trump was riding the Lolita Express and banging underage girls? Sure, there’s plenty of Democrats on there too, but when’s that ever stopped them? The media would have zero issue passing right over names like Bill Clinton or Hunter Biden in favor of crucifying Trump. Orange man bad. Orange man ALWAYS bad. The left-dominated media would have had Donald nailed to a fucking cross if there was proof that he was having sex with underage girls on Epstein Island.

There’s many bad things that you can call Trump, but I don’t think pedophile (or hebophile) is one of them.

But then the question remains, if Trump isn’t in the Epstein files, why doesn’t he just release them?

There’s a couple of possibilities to consider here.

The first possibility, and most likely one, is that Trump is protecting the people in the files.

We’ve gotten a small taste of who was visiting Epstein Island, with people like Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, Bill Gates, Stephen Hawking, George Lucas, and even Cameron Diaz being named as visitors to the island. It’s important to note that merely visiting Epstein Island doesn’t necessarily mean someone was banging kids. Epstein held legitimate parties and charity events there too, it would be absurd to think everyone who went was a pedophile (do you really think Stephen Hawking was doing sexual stuff with anyone let alone kids?).

We have some confirmation that at least a few of those names were involved in the underage sex trafficking stuff, like Clinton and Prince Andrew. Imagine how many other powerful people could have been clients. Businessmen, politicians, royalty. Very powerful people with a whole lot to lose. People who I’d imagine Donald has dealings and/or friendships with. Anyone who thinks Big Don isn’t doing any favors for friends while in office is a naive idiot.

I’m even willing to give him the benefit of the doubt on this one and say it’s possible he’s being threatened to keep the names under wraps. He’s already had two assassination attempts against him, and Iran just put out a $40,000,000 bounty on him. Publicly outing some of the most powerful people in the world as pedophiles probably wouldn’t end well for him, especially when some of those pedophiles are said to have ties to organizations like Mossad. If he was being held at metaphorical and possibly literal gunpoint to not release the list, I can’t say I blame him for not releasing it.

Another possibility is that the people in the files are still being actively investigated, and the DoJ doesn’t want to alert those people to the fact that they’re being investigated, nor have the public potentially mucking around in one of the most serious sex trafficking investigations in modern history.

I’ve talked about this previously, and you can read more about my theory in “Jeffrey Epstein is Still Alive“, but I think it’s entirely possible that Epstein’s suicide was staged, and he may still be alive working with the Justice Department as an informant to take down this international pedophile network that he helped create and facilitate.

If this were the case, then it’s entirely understandable why they wouldn’t want to release the files. You don’t discuss sensitive details of active investigations, that’s one of the most basic rules of law enforcement. Perhaps Trump has been advised to not release the files to protect an ongoing investigation. Even if Epstein isn’t actually still alive, there’s probably still an investigation going on.

But given how high profile the investigation is, and how long it’s been going on without any real arrests aside from Ghislaine Maxwell, I don’t think that’s the case. It’s more likely that this is yet another case of the rich and powerful protecting their own. Even if Trump wasn’t a client of Epstein’s, he certainly knew what was going on. When it comes to something like child sex trafficking, silence is complicity, and Trump continues to be complicit by not releasing the Epstein files.

Unless he’s being threatened or there’s some kind of secret global operation going on to bust up a global elite pedophile ring, there’s no good reason for Trump to not release the Epstein files. He could silence all his critics by simply ordering the files to be released, but instead he’d rather protect a bunch of rich kiddy fiddlers.

I’ll close this one out with a message from everyone’s favorite Muppet, Elmo:

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Adam “The Angry Jerk” Baker is the CEO of The AJnet Organization and Editor-in-Chief of AJnet Magazine. A grizzled internet veteran of over 20 years, he writes about politics, culture, and whatever else manages to annoy him that day.

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