BoomCube Is My Original Character And Everyone Needs To Respect That

Okay so something very important happened and I need to tell everyone about it. This is the best idea I’ve ever had in my entire life and nobody is taking it seriously but me.

So I was just sitting there thinking because I was bored and I didn’t feel like doing homework, and then my brain just came up with this cool idea out of nowhere and it was actually freaking genius. So I started thinking about it more and I kept adding stuff to it and it kept getting better and better and I realized I just created something that’s actually awesome and so much better than most of the dumb stuff people make.

His name is BoomCube and he is my original character that I created myself and he’s a green square monster:

Childlike crayon drawing of BoomCube, a bright green square monster with red eyes, jagged teeth, and stick limbs, labeled with powers like “Lazer Eyes,” “Exploshun Punch,” and “Infinity Helth,” along with claims that he is very strong and can destroy everything. — Timmy’s original character. Do not steal.

Look how cool he is! He’s really awesome and also very powerful.

I literally came up with him which means nobody else made him. Anyone else who says they did is lying and also probably jealous because BoomCube is cool and nobody probably cares about their dumb ideas.

BoomCube is not from Minecraft either even though he’s a green square. That’s just a coincidence. Squares are a normal shape so anyone can use them. Plus BoomCube is DIFFERENT because he can explode better than a Creeper. He’s also smarter and cooler and not just some dumb thing walking around.

And BoomCube would be really good in real life, like when someone is being annoying. If my little brother Aiden was screaming about Cocomelon or something then BoomCube could just show up and be like BOOM and scare him and then he would finally be quiet for like five seconds which would be amazing. Also BoomCube would be really good at school because if someone is being stupid or the class is being too loud he could just sit there and everyone would behave because nobody wants to get exploded even if it’s probably not real but you REALLY don’t want to find out.

And if a teacher gives too much homework BoomCube could just kind of look at them and then maybe the teacher would be like “okay never mind no homework today” which would make him the best hero ever! BoomCube should be in charge of school instead of the principal and probably the whole world too!!!

And he would also be really good at hockey games because if the Flyers are playing bad he could just explode by the other team’s net. Not hurt anyone just like mess them up a little so we can score which I think should be allowed because it would make games more exciting.

Also BoomCube picks what is cool and what is not cool and if something is lame he just deletes it with a BOOM which is something we need in real life because there is too much dumb stuff everywhere!!

So yeah BoomCube is my original character and he is awesome and if I ever make a show or a game or something he’s gonna be in it and it’s gonna be way better than all the other stuff because it won’t be stupid.

And again DO NOT STEAL HIM because HE IS MINE AND I OWN HIM!!!

Timmy Baker

Nine-year-old Timmy Baker is the writer behind AJnet Magazine’s Kewl Kidz Corner™. His interests include Fortnite, Minecraft, hockey, and Family Guy. His dislikes include his little brother Aiden, bedtime, and homework. He also has the coolest uncle in the world and probably shouldn’t let his mom know he’s writing here.

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