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Profanity, inanity, and insanity. Basically, anything that doesn’t fit anywhere else.

Someone Was Stabbed at The Angry Jerk, So Naturally I’m Writing About It

July 30, 2026 by Angry_Jerk
Title card showing blurred security footage beside the headline “Man Stabbed in Bathroom at The Angry Jerk.”

Someone was stabbed in the bathroom at The Angry Jerk restaurant in Maryland, and we’re not about to let an incident involving our Google rival go to waste.

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I Accidentally Invented a New Sport (You’re Welcome)

July 29, 2026July 10, 2026 by Frosty Mugg
Blue Frosty’s Mug title card featuring a foaming beer mug logo beside the headline “I INVENTED A NEW SPORT! YOU’RE WELCOME” in large white text.

After accidentally saving a falling beer with a perfectly timed kick, Frosty Mugg becomes convinced he has invented a revolutionary new sport called Beerball. What starts as one drunken moment outside Yellowz Bar and Grill quickly turns into complete public stupidity.

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Good News Everyone, I’m Not Dead!

July 29, 2026July 3, 2026 by Frosty Mugg
Frosty’s Mug title card with beer icon; text reads “Good News Everyone, I’m Not Dead!”

After more than a year away, Frosty checks back in with an update on his disappearance. What starts with getting kicked out of his usual spot turns into an unexpected situation behind the scenes of a bar where things don’t quite work the way they should.

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1947 beer isn’t the good stuff, but it’s not the bad stuff

June 18, 2025 by Frosty Mugg
1947 beer isn't the good stuff, but it's not the bad stuff

1947 beer is pretty damn good!

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Pope Frosty?

May 2, 2025 by Frosty Mugg
Pope Frosty?

The Pope is dead, and I wanna replace him!

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Garage Beer is garbage beer!

April 14, 2025 by Frosty Mugg
Garage Beer is garbage beer!

Steer clear of Garage Beer!

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My Dear Beer – A poem by Frosty Mugg

February 14, 2025 by Frosty Mugg
My Dear Beer - A poem by Frosty Mugg

Beer, my one true love!

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Hot Frosty is NOT Frosty!

February 3, 2025 by Frosty Mugg
Hot Frosty is NOT Frosty!

Contrary to popular belief, I am NOT involved with the movie Hot Frosty!

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Frosty’s Beer-In-Review!

December 30, 2024 by Frosty Mugg
Frosty's Beer-In-Review!

It’s time for a recap of my year, in beer!

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