Both sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict are wrong, and I’m tired of pretending this entire war isn’t stupid.
Religion
Harold Camping is a fucking idiot
Dear Harold Camping: The world isn’t going to end on May 21st, and you’re an idiot. Did you even bother to read the Bible?
The Bible is Boring (I Should Be God)
The Bible is a boring snooze-fest, and the universe would be a better place if I was God.