AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
AJ and Rotten Tom mix a Four Horsemen. Drunken stupidity ensues.
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You know you’re a 90’s kid when you won’t shut the fuck up about it
How do you know when someone’s a 90’s kid? Simple, they won’t shut the fuck up about it.
Rage against the road
A few articles back, I wrote about Slowskis, a plague that blights America’s roadways. If you haven’t read the article yet, I suggest you go fuck yourself. Or you could just click the link in the first sentence and read it, that works too I guess. That article only touches the tip of the cock … Read more
The Mandela Effect is bullshit
Some people swear Nelson Mandela died in prison. Others insist The Berenstain Bears used to be spelled differently. AJ dives into the bizarre world of the Mandela Effect and explains why bad memory and mass stupidity make a lot more sense than reality itself being rewritten.
I hate Slowskis
Slowskis are the bane of my existence. You all know what a Slowski is. No, I’m not talking about the turtles from that Comcast commercial (Christ bro the spelling is even different and shit). I’m talking about the slow ass motherfuckers that hold up life in general with their snail’s pace lollygagging no-rush bullshit. Still … Read more
Where I’ve been
Between July of 2013 and July of 2014, I stopped updating the site. This is the story of where I was for that year.
Minecraft on Xbox is bullshit
Am I the only one who realizes how much Minecraft actually sucks? I used to love this game, I really did. I would play it religiously back before it was even in beta. Before it gained the massive legion of obsessive fans. Before all the fancy features like redstone wiring, End Portals, and Strongholds. Before … Read more
What happens when you fuck up my food (The Checkers War)
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it. Even more worse, they did it at 1 in the morning when I was moderately drunk and craving three greasy fat-packed cheeseburgers. After stumbling home, I found that my burgers had NO … Read more
Your shitty tattoo isn’t “artistic expression”
A disturbing new trend has emerged in America: Everywhere I go, I’m surrounded by skanky-looking women with the same ugly bland tattoos. The butterfly on the neck. The stars behind the ears. The random shapes jutting out from above the asscrack. The Asian characters that mean generic things like “Love” or “Peace”. What the … Read more