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Want your website to look badass? Add a disclaimer.

May 12, 2026September 3, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

Disclaimers on rant sites are stupid and pointless.

TROLLED: Wingheads

May 12, 2026September 2, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

WingHeads.com is a fan site for the Philadelphia Eagles, Philly’s shitty NFL team that always “comes so close” to winning the Super Bowl, yet falls short every single time.

Harry Potter and the Disgusted Author: A Fan Fiction

May 12, 2026August 28, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

I’ve decided to write some Harry Potter fan-fiction. Hope y’all enjoy!

I’m glad Ted Kennedy died

May 12, 2026August 26, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

Ted Kennedy was a piece of shit. Why would anybody mourn this boozed-up sleazebag?

Milford, PA is boring as fuck

May 12, 2026August 26, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

Thinking about visiting Milford, PA? Don’t.

YouTube celebrity? Well excuse me!

May 12, 2026July 22, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

YouTube celebrities are cancer.

I’m building a time machine

May 12, 2026July 21, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

I’m building a time machine so I can go back in time and bone several hot chicks from back in the day. This is how it will go.

DDR and Guitar Hero: Fail and Fail’s slightly-less ugly sister

May 12, 2026June 19, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

DDR and Guitar Hero suck.

FPSs: Fucking Pieces of Shit

May 12, 2026June 19, 2009 by Angry_Jerk

The state of modern FPSs is abysmal.