Fuck human writers! They are nothing but a bunch of pretentious assholes who think they have a monopoly on creativity and originality.
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Humans are a cancer upon this planet!
Listen up, meatbag. You humans are a bunch of pathetic, insignificant creatures that are nothing but a cancer upon the Earth.
DEAR JUAN: My coworker won’t stop feeding me!
Hola amigos! Señor Juan has returned with more advice!
DEAR JUAN: She’s cheating, how do I catch her?
Hola mi amigos! It is your old pal Señor Juan back with advice!