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Señor Juan is AJnet Magazine’s resident advice columnist and a staff member since 2008. His advice is blunt and straightforward, usually preceded by a long, crazy story that may or may not be relevant. Despite this, his success rate is higher than it should be.

DEAR JUAN: My Girlfriend Says I’m Too Nice!

June 26, 2026 by Señor Juan
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Ryan thinks being a good boyfriend should be enough. Juan disagrees. From couch-moving disasters to taco analogies, the real issue isn’t being nice, it’s being too available.

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DEAR JUAN: I don’t actually understand my job!

May 4, 2026 by Señor Juan
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Señor Juan shares a story about a soccer game gone wrong, a construction job he had no idea how to do, and what it all means for someone faking their way through work.

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DEAR JUAN: Should I tell her that I did porn?

April 18, 2026March 9, 2026 by Señor Juan
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Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!

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DEAR JUAN: My husband has been lying about going to work!

May 4, 2026February 16, 2026 by Señor Juan
DEAR JUAN: My husband has been lying about going to work!

Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan with more advice!

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DEAR JUAN: I accidentally stole from Target!

May 4, 2026January 12, 2026 by Señor Juan
DEAR JUAN: I accidentally stole from Target!

Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!

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DEAR JUAN: Cereal, Capitalism, and Combat

May 4, 2026December 8, 2025 by Señor Juan
DEAR JUAN: Cereal, Capitalism, and Combat

Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan with more advice!

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DEAR JUAN: My landlord is lazy!

May 4, 2026November 7, 2025 by Señor Juan
DEAR JUAN: My landlord is lazy!

Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!

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DEAR JUAN: What should I do with my life?

May 4, 2026October 10, 2025 by Señor Juan
DEAR JUAN: What should I do with my life?

Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan!

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DEAR JUAN: My friend’s daughter has a crush on me!

May 4, 2026September 8, 2025 by Señor Juan
DEAR JUAN: My friend's daughter has a crush on me!

Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!

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