Señor Juan 
Danielle’s boyfriend quit his warehouse job to chase a Twitch career that made $46 last month, leaving her to cover everything. Juan responds with a story about his brother’s failed rock-star dreams and some very practical advice.
Sarah’s brother is 27, unemployed, living with their parents, and still somehow thinks taking her car without asking counts as borrowing. Señor Juan explains why she can’t force him to grow up, but she can absolutely hide her keys and stop letting him treat her car like a family rental service.
A worried wife asks Señor Juan what to do after her husband transforms their basement into a survival bunker and starts preparing their son for the end of the world.
Ryan thinks being a good boyfriend should be enough. Juan disagrees. From couch-moving disasters to taco analogies, the real issue isn’t being nice, it’s being too available.
Señor Juan shares a story about a soccer game gone wrong, a construction job he had no idea how to do, and what it all means for someone faking their way through work.
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan with more advice!
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!
