DEAR JUAN: My Brother Won’t Get a Job!

Dear Juan title card with a smiling man, the Dear Juan logo, and the question “My brother won’t get a job!”

Sarah’s brother is 27, unemployed, living with their parents, and still somehow thinks taking her car without asking counts as borrowing. Señor Juan explains why she can’t force him to grow up, but she can absolutely hide her keys and stop letting him treat her car like a family rental service.