Nonsense Archives - AJnet Magazine

Wawa matcha lattes definitely contain crack

December 1, 2025 by Angry_Jerk

I found the secret ingredient to Wawa’s matcha lattes. It’s definitely crack.

October 31, 2025 by Angry_Jerk

Most horror movies are stupid, and I’m smarter than most of the protagonists.

August 22, 2025 by Angry_Jerk

A Caribbean restaurant in Maryland is calling itself “The Angry Jerk”. We’re calling them out.

August 8, 2025 by Angry_Jerk

Holy shit, AJnet has been invited to a United Nations meeting in London!

March 3, 2025 by Angry_Jerk

You’re probably making your cup of tea all wrong.

November 22, 2024 by Frosty Mugg

Guys, you’re better off with no friends! Lose those losers!

November 1, 2024 by Angry_Jerk

Salads are overrated af and aren’t real meals.

September 30, 2024 by Angry_Jerk

Sardines are the most slept-on food of all time.

September 14, 2024September 13, 2024 by Frosty Mugg

Trapped in a primitive past, what’s a Mugg to do?