Twilight bashing is fucking stupid

When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go. Over and over, people are parroting the same cliché opinions about these books and movies. “Twilight sucks!” “Twilight is gay!” “Edward Cullen is a faggot!” We get it, Twilight is shitty. Yeah, I’ve heard enough about the series to have … Read more

Joey Vento is still a jackass

Some time ago, I did an article attacking Joey Vento, the owner of a tourist-trap eatery in Philadelphia. My reason for this was simple: He’s a money-grubbing publicity whore who puts himself on a pedestal while raping customers in the ass with exuberant prices for what’s at best mediocre food. Two years and countless cheesesteaks … Read more

Let’s invade Mexico

Am I the only one who’s wondering why the fuck US troops haven’t marched into Mexico and burned their backwater country to the ground yet? It’s not an act of war when the Mexican navy violates American airspace and hovers over American homes. It’s not an act of war when rogue Mexican commandos kill American … Read more

I love Arizona

Arizona is my new favorite state. Most of you have probably heard about the recent shitstorm going on about Arizona’s new immigration law. You’re probably assuming that since everybody (i.e. the select group that the mainstream media constantly shows to promote their agenda) is up in arms about this law, it must be something dreadful. … Read more

Lone retard goes postal, we all pay

If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about the guy who went into a Holocaust museum and shot a guard with a rifle. According to investigations, this guy was part of the pro-Second Amendment movement. In case you don’t know, the pro-Second Amendment movement is hand-in-hand the following: White supremacy Fire-bombing … Read more