From the DrakeGTA Archives: An article about Obamacare!
The Vault
The Vault is where the older AJnet stuff ends up. Posts from past projects, older versions of the site, all of it. Some of it still holds up, some of it doesn’t, but it’s all part of the history.
AJ makes a Four Horsemen. Drunkeness ensues.
AJ and Rotten Tom mix a Four Horsemen. Drunken stupidity ensues.
Where I’ve been
Between July of 2013 and July of 2014, I stopped updating the site. This is the story of where I was for that year.
Minecraft on Xbox is bullshit
Am I the only one who realizes how much Minecraft actually sucks? I used to love this game, I really did. I would play it religiously back before it was even in beta. Before it gained the massive legion of obsessive fans. Before all the fancy features like redstone wiring, End Portals, and Strongholds. Before … Read more
What happens when you fuck up my food (The Checkers War)
Some time ago, the local Checkers (Rally’s to some of you) fucked up my order. Worse, they took 20 minutes to do it. Even more worse, they did it at 1 in the morning when I was moderately drunk and craving three greasy fat-packed cheeseburgers. After stumbling home, I found that my burgers had NO … Read more
Your shitty tattoo isn’t “artistic expression”
A disturbing new trend has emerged in America: Everywhere I go, I’m surrounded by skanky-looking women with the same ugly bland tattoos. The butterfly on the neck. The stars behind the ears. The random shapes jutting out from above the asscrack. The Asian characters that mean generic things like “Love” or “Peace”. What the … Read more
April Fool’s Day sucks
From: Maddox <[email protected]> Subject: My Nigga Hey Angry Jerk, it’s your biggest fan again. Just wanted to let you know that I’ve begun work on that AngryJerk.net fanpage I was telling you about. I’m more than honored that you have bestowed upon me the prestigious title of “Knight Commander of the Empire of the Phoenix … Read more
REVIEW: Blazing Pocket’s review of AngryJerk.net
[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a very shitty WordPress template. Also has some weeaboo bullshit for a background. [Release] December 2011 [Rating] 6. Out of 100. [Highs] Possibly enjoyable after dropping acid. POSSIBLY. [Lows] The … Read more
The REAL masterminds behind 9/11
Who’s REALLY behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks? The answer will blow your mind!