The Vault

The Vault is where the older AJnet stuff ends up. Posts from past projects, older versions of the site, all of it. Some of it still holds up, some of it doesn’t, but it’s all part of the history.

REVIEW: Blazing Pocket’s review of AngryJerk.net

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  [Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a very shitty WordPress template. Also has some weeaboo bullshit for a background. [Release] December 2011 [Rating] 6. Out of 100. [Highs] Possibly enjoyable after dropping acid. POSSIBLY. [Lows] The … Read more

Joey Vento is still a jackass

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Some time ago, I did an article attacking Joey Vento, the owner of a tourist-trap eatery in Philadelphia. My reason for this was simple: He’s a money-grubbing publicity whore who puts himself on a pedestal while raping customers in the ass with exuberant prices for what’s at best mediocre food. Two years and countless cheesesteaks … Read more

Let’s invade Mexico

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Am I the only one who’s wondering why the fuck US troops haven’t marched into Mexico and burned their backwater country to the ground yet? It’s not an act of war when the Mexican navy violates American airspace and hovers over American homes. It’s not an act of war when rogue Mexican commandos kill American … Read more

I love Arizona

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Arizona is my new favorite state. Most of you have probably heard about the recent shitstorm going on about Arizona’s new immigration law. You’re probably assuming that since everybody (i.e. the select group that the mainstream media constantly shows to promote their agenda) is up in arms about this law, it must be something dreadful. … Read more

Lone retard goes postal, we all pay

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If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’ve probably heard about the guy who went into a Holocaust museum and shot a guard with a rifle. According to investigations, this guy was part of the pro-Second Amendment movement. In case you don’t know, the pro-Second Amendment movement is hand-in-hand the following: White supremacy Fire-bombing … Read more