Nobody cares about you or your car, toolbag.
I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop.
Tupac Shakur sucked, and the only reason everyone loves him is because he died.
I managed to get a free bootleg copy of Spider-Man 3, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend anything to see it.
The Dead Kennedys are the greatest punk rock band ever, and if you disagree you’re a fucking piece of shit.
Philly sports fans were highly disappointed that the Eagles didn’t go to the Super Bowl this year. I wasn’t.