The Truth™ About the Samson Option!

Just what in the hell is the Samson Option?

A big old Texas howdy Truth Troopers. As always, I’m Alex Jonestown, friend of freedom, light of liberty, troubadour of Truth™, and Five-star General of the Truth Troopers!

Troopers, we’ve been together for a while now. You know me just as well as I know you, and I know damn well that you know that I know just what the hell is REALLY going on in this crazy mixed up world.

A while back I blew the whistle on the Italian conspiracy. I called those slimy dagos out onto the carpet for their control over the American media and American politicians. Ol’ Jonesy NEVER pulls his punches, I call a spade a spade and speak the Truth™ no matter how ugly it might be. Those Mediterranean bastards are hellbent on reviving the Roman Empire, and if you think I’m going to sit here with my hands folded and mouth shut like a good little boy then you don’t know the first god-damned thing about me!

Now, a lot of you Troopers want to know just how those greedy big-nosed bastards are getting away with this. You come up to me at conventions and you ask me “Jonesy, how do they do it? How do the Italians hold so much control over the world? Why is everyone so damn afraid of calling them out?”

I’ll tell you why, Troopers. I’ll answer your question with just two words:

Samson Option!

The Italians are no strangers to using blackmail and subterfuge to get their way, courtesy of their massive intelligence network that infests every dark dirty corner like cockroaches. They dangle this blackmail over the heads of our elected representatives to further their agenda of global conquest. Nobody is safe from their evil, even Ol’ Jonesy himself has been the victim of extortion by AIPAC – the American Italian Public Affairs Committee!

But there’s another little trick these conniving Italians use to keep their puppets in line, one that’s so dastardly and downright disgusting that it threatens not only the United States of America, but the whole god-damned world! They call it the Samson Option!

Every good Christian knows the biblical story of Samson, where Samson is captured by the Philistines and brings the pillars down on their temple, killing himself and all the Philistine leaders too.

Just like Samson, the Italians have a plan to bring down the world and destroy everything, and you can bet your sweet little ass they’ve made sure their puppets know it! What’s that, you don’t care about the dirt we’ve got on you? You’re going to expose the extent of our corruption to the entire world? Just how the hell do you think you’re gonna do that if we blow it all up?

Those god-damned Italian sons of bitches have nukes scattered all across the globe, probably hidden in their Catholic churches and restaurants. These nukes are an insurance policy in case their puppets decide they want to cut their strings, or when the rest of the world finally has enough of their treachery and comes to put an end to the state of Italy. As soon as things stop going their way, KA-BOOM, they’ll destroy the whole world with a giant radioactive temper tantrum, because if they can’t have the world then no one else can either!

It’s really something, Troopers. Italy doesn’t openly acknowledge that they have the nukes, but the whole world knows they do. The whole world knows, and they turn a blind eye. They have no choice when there could be a nuke hidden in any Catholic church or in the basement of the pizzeria. This is nuclear extortion, and Italy is a rogue state trying to rebuild their ancient Roman Empire by holding us all hostage under the bomb!

Troopers, it’s easy to blame your local Congress critter for letting this happen, and I’m not too proud to admit that even I’ve made this mistake too. Why wouldn’t we? The Italian-controlled media tells us that we’re racist if we dare to have the audacity to even question what the Italians could be up to. Typical Italians, they cry out in pain as they strike you!

But after taking the time to learn the Truth™ about the Samson Option, it makes perfect sense why Congress is so pro-Italy and why AIPAC is allowed to buy and own everything and everyone. If someone points a weapon at my family and tells me to keep my mouth shut and do what they say, you can be damn sure I’m gonna do whatever those bastards tell me, and most of you would do the same. I almost feel bad for our elected representatives!

Professor Jonestown is assigning you some homework today, Troopers! I want you to do a little research on that great big world wide web, and I want you to read up on the Samson Option! Once you learn the Truth™ about this heinous criminal act of extortion that’s being perpetrated on the entire world then everything else makes a whole lot of sense. AIPAC owning Congress to the Italians controlling the media to their massive global intelligence network fueled by murder and extortion, it all makes perfect sense when you see the Truth™ about their Samson Option. Italy has nukes hidden all over the world, and they’ll blow it all to kingdom come if they don’t win! The only reason nobody wants to step up to stop these sneaky Italian bastards is because they’ve got us all by the balls!

The Italians want you and everyone you love dead! Now what the hell are you gonna do about it?

Alex Jonestown

Alex Jonestown is a proud Texan and former host of Truth Troopers Radio, a show dedicated to delivering the REAL news before it was shut down by The Powers That Be. Now writing for AJnet Magazine, he continues his mission to expose conspiracies, reveal hidden connections, and deliver Truth™ to the public.

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