DEAR JUAN: My Girlfriend Says I’m Too Nice!
Ryan thinks being a good boyfriend should be enough. Juan disagrees. From couch-moving disasters to taco analogies, the real issue isn’t being nice, it’s being too available.
Features
Recurring series and structured columns from AJnet Magazine, including commentary, analysis, and specialty formats.
Gustavus Adolphus: The Lion From the North
Gustavus Adolphus didn’t just win battles, he changed how wars were fought. From military reform to battlefield innovation, this “random Swedish guy” built something that actually worked. Meanwhile, try getting a modern classroom to bring a pencil.
Gachiakuta is Anything But Trash
Gachiakuta turns a trash-filled world into a gritty, high-energy anime with strong visuals, solid pacing, and a revenge story that actually hits.
AJnet Archives: Being a Busboy Ain’t Easy
AJ revisits the first article ever posted on AJnet, a messy, unfiltered rant about life as a busboy, complete with insane customers, gross habits, and zero self-awareness.
1632 Is Connecticut Yankee on Steroids
A modern American town gets dropped into the Thirty Years’ War and starts wrecking everything. 1632 fully commits to the idea and doesn’t pretend it’s a fair fight.
Reddit Revue – r/Nihilism
A dive into r/Nihilism, where Reddit’s take on “nothing matters” turns into a mix of doomposting, pseudo-intellectual rambling, and missed opportunities for actual freedom.
File 032526-047 – Birthdays
A classified interview transcript reveals Xyzabcrst’s analysis of human birthdays, from cake rituals to existential dread.
The Truth™ about the Dinosaurs!
Alex Jonestown breaks down the Truth™ about dinosaurs, challenging everything we’ve been told about extinction and what may still be hiding in plain sight.
Theodore Roosevelt Didn’t Know How to Be Weak
A look at Theodore Roosevelt’s toughness, leadership, and relentless drive, and why it puts today’s soft, distracted mindset to shame.