File 062426-023 – Fast Food
Xyzabcrst doesn’t understand why humans wait in long lines to buy food designed to make them unhealthy. His investigation gets stranger when he discovers the truth about Ronald McDonald.
Features
Recurring series and structured columns from AJnet Magazine, including commentary, analysis, and specialty formats.
DEAR JUAN: My Brother Won’t Get a Job!
Sarah’s brother is 27, unemployed, living with their parents, and still somehow thinks taking her car without asking counts as borrowing. Señor Juan explains why she can’t force him to grow up, but she can absolutely hide her keys and stop letting him treat her car like a family rental service.
Durarara!! Is Confusing as Hell… Until It Isn’t
Durarara!! starts off like a confusing mess of disconnected characters and bizarre events, but once the storylines begin connecting, the series transforms into one of anime’s most unique supernatural dramas.
File 042626-017 – Music
Xyzabcrst shares his thoughts on music, concerts, dancing, and why humanity may be the only known species in the universe that turns sound into entertainment.
DEAR JUAN: My husband won’t stop buying survival gear!
A worried wife asks Señor Juan what to do after her husband transforms their basement into a survival bunker and starts preparing their son for the end of the world.
Lyudmila Pavlichenko Was a Real Girl Boss
You want a real girl boss? Forget celebrities, influencers, and empowerment seminars. Let’s talk about Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the Soviet sniper who killed 309 fascist invaders and earned the nickname “Lady Death.”
The Truth™ About Dating Apps!
According to Alex Jonestown, dating apps aren’t helping people find love. They’re harvesting humanity’s deepest desires to train artificial intelligence. Follow the data trail from endless swiping to AI companions, depopulation, and the ever-present shadow of John K. Worthington III. The Truth™ may be stranger than you think.
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 1 & 2 – The Tedium of Man
After years of hearing Warhammer 40,000 fans rave about the games, AJ finally sat down to play Space Marine and Space Marine 2. While the grimdark universe remains as fascinating as ever, the games themselves struggle with repetitive gameplay, generic environments, and missed opportunities. Great lore can only carry a game so far.
Yup, King of the Hill’s Still Got It
King of the Hill is still every bit as funny, sharp, and true to its characters as it was during the original run. Season 15 builds on Bobby and Connie’s relationship, gives Hank a perfect season finale, and proves the revival still has plenty left in the tank.