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AJnet Archives: Yuppies are probably better off dead

July 29, 2026 by Angry_Jerk

AJnet Archives title card for the article "Yuppies Are Probably Better Off Dead." The design features a darkened screenshot from the original 2008 article, including a cartoon image of Jeff Fischer from American Dad. On the right side, a black panel displays the AJnet Archives branding, the article title in large white text, and a note indicating it was originally published in October 2008.

A landlord picked a yuppie couple over a homeless angry jerk in 2008. The result was one of the strangest and most misguided rants ever published on AJnet.

Reddit Revue – r/unpopularopinion

July 29, 2026July 17, 2026 by Angry_Jerk

Reddit Revue title card for r/unpopularopinion featuring an orange circus tent behind a laptop displaying the Reddit interface. Speech bubbles contain exaggerated “unpopular opinions” including “MGK won the beef vs eminem,” “waffle house is better than ihop,” and “Back to the Future is the one big movie they SHOULD do a remake of.” The subtitle reads: “Step right up and witness the internet’s finest idiots.”

We went into r/unpopularopinion expecting deranged hot takes and internet warfare. What we found instead was a strange mix of lukewarm food opinions, terminally online morality debates, and people confidently arguing things that would get them laughed out of a real-world conversation.

Battlestation Breakdown – Litter Box Edition

July 15, 2026 by Angry_Jerk

Battlestation Breakdown title card featuring a cluttered computer setup positioned beside multiple cat litter boxes.

Battlestation Breakdown is back! In this batch, we have Lego Star Wars addicts, a possible fire hazard, a basement gaming dungeon, and somebody who thought putting their setup next to a litter box was a good idea.

The Truth™ about Electric Scooters!

July 1, 2026 by Alex Jonestown

“Truth Troopers” title card with text about electric scooters and a dark, radio-themed background.

Those electric scooters aren’t just a convenient ride across town. They’re a test, Troopers, and most of you don’t even realize you’re taking it.

DEAR JUAN: My Girlfriend Says I’m Too Nice!

July 29, 2026June 26, 2026 by Señor Juan

Ryan thinks being a good boyfriend should be enough. Juan disagrees. From couch-moving disasters to taco analogies, the real issue isn’t being nice, it’s being too available.

Gustavus Adolphus: The Lion From the North

June 24, 2026 by J. R. Heston

Chalkboard-style title card for “History With Heston” featuring the lesson “Gustavus Adolphus” with handwritten chalk notes including “No, he did not invent Call of Duty.”

Gustavus Adolphus didn’t just win battles, he changed how wars were fought. From military reform to battlefield innovation, this “random Swedish guy” built something that actually worked. Meanwhile, try getting a modern classroom to bring a pencil.

Gachiakuta is Anything But Trash

June 17, 2026June 17, 2026 by Angry_Jerk

Anime Club title card featuring a red-tinted action shot and the text “Gachiakuta Review.”

Gachiakuta turns a trash-filled world into a gritty, high-energy anime with strong visuals, solid pacing, and a revenge story that actually hits.

AJnet Archives: Being a Busboy Ain’t Easy

June 10, 2026 by Angry_Jerk

AJnet Archives title card reading “Being a Busboy Ain’t Easy” with a dark right-side panel, orange accent line, and a faded restaurant layout graphic on the left.

AJ revisits the first article ever posted on AJnet, a messy, unfiltered rant about life as a busboy, complete with insane customers, gross habits, and zero self-awareness.

1632 Is Connecticut Yankee on Steroids

June 3, 2026 by Angry_Jerk

Book review title card for 1632, showing musketeers aiming at a red pickup truck in a 1600s setting with the text “1632 Review” and “Modern America enters the Thirty Years’ War”

A modern American town gets dropped into the Thirty Years’ War and starts wrecking everything. 1632 fully commits to the idea and doesn’t pretend it’s a fair fight.