DEAR JUAN: My husband won’t stop buying survival gear!
A worried wife asks Señor Juan what to do after her husband transforms their basement into a survival bunker and starts preparing their son for the end of the world.
Features
Recurring series and structured columns from AJnet Magazine, including commentary, analysis, and specialty formats.
Lyudmila Pavlichenko Was a Real Girl Boss
You want a real girl boss? Forget celebrities, influencers, and empowerment seminars. Let’s talk about Lyudmila Pavlichenko, the Soviet sniper who killed 309 fascist invaders and earned the nickname “Lady Death.”
The Truth™ About Dating Apps!
According to Alex Jonestown, dating apps aren’t helping people find love. They’re harvesting humanity’s deepest desires to train artificial intelligence. Follow the data trail from endless swiping to AI companions, depopulation, and the ever-present shadow of John K. Worthington III. The Truth™ may be stranger than you think.
Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 1 & 2 – The Tedium of Man
After years of hearing Warhammer 40,000 fans rave about the games, AJ finally sat down to play Space Marine and Space Marine 2. While the grimdark universe remains as fascinating as ever, the games themselves struggle with repetitive gameplay, generic environments, and missed opportunities. Great lore can only carry a game so far.
Yup, King of the Hill’s Still Got It
King of the Hill is still every bit as funny, sharp, and true to its characters as it was during the original run. Season 15 builds on Bobby and Connie’s relationship, gives Hank a perfect season finale, and proves the revival still has plenty left in the tank.
AJnet Archives: Yuppies are probably better off dead
A landlord picked a yuppie couple over a homeless angry jerk in 2008. The result was one of the strangest and most misguided rants ever published on AJnet.
Reddit Revue – r/unpopularopinion
We went into r/unpopularopinion expecting deranged hot takes and internet warfare. What we found instead was a strange mix of lukewarm food opinions, terminally online morality debates, and people confidently arguing things that would get them laughed out of a real-world conversation.
Battlestation Breakdown – Litter Box Edition
Battlestation Breakdown is back! In this batch, we have Lego Star Wars addicts, a possible fire hazard, a basement gaming dungeon, and somebody who thought putting their setup next to a litter box was a good idea.
The Truth™ about Electric Scooters!
Those electric scooters aren’t just a convenient ride across town. They’re a test, Troopers, and most of you don’t even realize you’re taking it.