Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan!
Today Juan answer question but first Juan say thank you many reader send email say sorry for loss. Juan very sad miss abuela very much but abuela very old too and no live forever. abuela no here anymore but abuela in heaven now with Señor Dios and family too so that is good.
Juan also say thank you AJ answer question give advice. AJ say no give good advice but Juan read see yes AJ give very good advice tell gringo Wes how to be el jefe is very good advice you read now.
Juan sad but know that is life and now Juan must answer question from man about drone over New Jersey.
Dear Juan,
What’s your take on all the drones flying around Jersey?
David from PA
(Editor’s note: For those not familiar with the story, please read this news article.)
Juan read email say “what in the hell why Señor David no write email ask for advice”. Juan tell AJ and AJ say is fine Juan answer question anyway is okay no give advice all of time. AJnet writer Chick say “Yes Juan we make website about alien and UFO soon so answer question about alien”. Juan already answer question about alien but that is life.
Juan see many Tiktok video about drone in New Jersey. Juan see video crazy gringo shine laser at drone and many drone come. Juan also see video man take video of drone and drone break phone. Everyone say is China but China no have drone break phone. Why China break stupid gringo phone? Juan say that is because no China, it is alien instead.
Juan see light in desert long time ago in Ciudad Juárez mi amigo Javier say is alien take him in spaceship. Juan see light in Tiktok video look like light Juan see in desert. Many person say “ey pendejo is only airplane” but Juan say airplane no look like ball of light no fly like light Juan see in many video. Person say “okay is video of star zoom camera very close” but Juan say no is not star because Juan no see star move very fast in sky.
Juan read article say policía see many drone fly out of ocean. Juan no have drone but Carl at AJnet office have drone so Juan ask Carl and Carl say drone no fly out of water is very expensive buy this. Policía see many drone 50 drone fly out of water is very expensive so Juan think nobody play joke with many very expensive drone.
You say “Yes Juan but army spend mucho dinero maybe is army”. Yes but why army do this everyone see? Army say “okay we test secret drone now let everyone see”? Juan think no. Army have many secret base test expensive drone there instead test in New Jersey.
America government say “we no know what it is but it is no danger amigo no worries”? America government say no know who is drone how know is no danger? Juan think America government tell lie because America government always tell lie Juan no believe America government America government say “it no rain today señor” Juan wear raincoat and umbrella. Juan think America government know is really alien and that is why American government tell lie say “no know who fly drone over America but do not worry por favor because we know is okay and safe”. Juan no think alien attack but Juan think government know is alien.
Señor David, Juan think New Jersey drone is alien visit La Tierra see intelligent life. Alien leave because no find intelligent life in New Jersey. You no watch gringo TV show Jersey Shore about gringa Snooky and crazy gringo Paulie D? Alien see crazy gringo with hair and la zorra Snooky. Snooky say “Oh señor alien please have sex with me por favor I am so horny oh papí please” alien say “¡Dios mio! what in the hell is wrong with human in New Jersey?” Alien leave go to Mexico instead have enchiladas de carne drink mucho tequila. Juan no go to Mexico now but Juan leave go have enchiladas de carne drink mucho tequila.
Nos vemos amigo.
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