Aldi’s Sourdough Has One Job
Aldi took a perfectly usable loaf of sourdough and replaced it with something that can barely hold breakfast together. Add one unpredictable avocado, and toast becomes a construction job.
Month: October 2026
The Elusive Samurai is Good When It Stops Trying to Be Funny
The Elusive Samurai has a strong story, clever battles, and an interesting take on Japanese history. Unfortunately, it also has characters who seemingly can’t go five minutes without screaming, making stupid faces, or ruining a serious moment with a joke.
Shackleton’s expedition was history’s greatest successful failure
Shackleton never crossed Antarctica, and the Endurance never made it home. What followed was one of history’s greatest stories of survival and leadership.
Everything Is Getting Worse, Not Just More Expensive
Everything costs more, but somehow we’re getting less for the money. From shrinking groceries and understaffed stores to buggy apps and AI-generated software, AJ looks at why seemingly everything is getting worse at the same time.
The Great Jukebox War of 2019!
Frosty’s attempt to control the Yellowz jukebox sparks a petty music feud, an absurd barroom brawl, and enough damage to attract a certain loud, bald bar rescuer.
My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero’s Is Basically Solo Leveling for Kids
My Status as an Assassin Obviously Exceeds the Hero’s isn’t groundbreaking, but its overpowered protagonist, mysterious world, and hints about previous heroes kept me interested. Now I just want to know what the hell happened to the teacher.
File 100526-006 – Political Advertising
Political ads have pushed Xyzabcrst to his limit. Between the attack ads, obvious exaggerations, and questionable candidates, he is starting to think elections by combat might actually be more civilized.
Fight Night – Jimmy Neutron vs Predator – Brain Blast in the Jungle
Jimmy Neutron and his friends survive the Yolkians only to become targets of a Predator hunting them through the jungle. As the group is picked off one by one, Jimmy has to figure out how to fight an enemy he can’t even see.
Men, Get Your Shit Together
I’ve spent plenty of time calling women out for their bullshit, so fair is fair. From fake tough guys and dating app creeps to grown men who still need Mommy to do their laundry, some of my fellow guys seriously need to get their shit together.