Leaked transcripts from a classified facility, documenting interviews with a captured non-human intelligence that struggles to understand human behavior.
Xyzabcrst doesn’t understand why humans wait in long lines to buy food designed to make them unhealthy. His investigation gets stranger when he discovers the truth about Ronald McDonald.
Xyzabcrst shares his thoughts on music, concerts, dancing, and why humanity may be the only known species in the universe that turns sound into entertainment.
Xyzabcrst wants to know why humans keep changing their clocks twice a year. Unfortunately, every explanation only makes Daylight Saving Time sound even more irrational.
In this Xyzabcrst Files transcript, the entity weighs in on artificial intelligence, arguing that humanity doesn’t truly understand intelligence, and may be heading toward an outcome it can’t control.
A classified interview transcript reveals Xyzabcrst’s analysis of human birthdays, from cake rituals to existential dread.
