Chick Styles, Author at AJnet Magazine

File 032526-047 – Birthdays

May 27, 2026 by Chick Styles

A classified interview transcript reveals Xyzabcrst’s analysis of human birthdays, from cake rituals to existential dread.

December 10, 2025 by Chick Styles

Xyzabcrst attempts to understand the human political system.

December 23, 2024 by Chick Styles

Xyzabcrst wants to know about Santa Claus.

October 23, 2024 by Chick Styles

Xyzabcrst attempts to understand the human holiday of Halloween.

July 22, 2024 by Chick Styles

Xyzabcrst asks the Major and the Lieutenant to explain the concept of taxes.

May 13, 2024 by Chick Styles

Xyzabcrst is confused by the concept of money.

April 13, 2024March 25, 2024 by Chick Styles

Xyzabcrst is confused by the human holiday Easter.

February 23, 2024 by Chick Styles

United States military personnel interview Xyzabcrst, an extraterrestrial biological entity from the Zeta Reticuli system.