We’ve Revamped Rantlister!

Rantlister website title card announcing the site’s revamp, featuring a screenshot of the homepage alongside the text “We’ve Revamped Rantlister!”

Rantlister is getting a new lease on life. AJ explains why the site is shifting beyond its archival roots, what readers can expect from its growing contributor lineup, and how aspiring writers can get involved.

Don’t Underestimate Humans

AJnet Editorial title card featuring an ancient Egyptian pyramid beside the words “Don’t Underestimate Humans” by Joseph “J.R.” Heston.

People love crediting aliens whenever ancient humans built something impressive. Heston explains how our ancestors moved massive stones, constructed monuments, and accomplished far more than modern idiots give them credit for.

Why can’t I watch South Park???

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Timmy is tired of pretending to understand South Park jokes at school just because his mom says he’s too young to watch it. He’s almost ten, which is basically adult enough for cartoons with bad words, especially when the actual adults are watching murder shows in the other room.

Fitness Isn’t That Complicated

The Angry Jerk title card showing a person curling a dumbbell beside the headline “Fitness Isn’t Complicated.”

The fitness industry wants you obsessing over supplements, nutrient timing, and the latest scientific breakthrough. For most people, getting in shape still comes down to lifting weights, doing some cardio, eating reasonably well, and staying consistent.