If you took clumps of shit, rolled them into balls, and dyed them red, you’d have tomatoes. Tomatoes ruin anything they touch with their acidic bullshit, from sandwiches to salads. Their juicy bitter flavor overpowers pretty much anything. This is what any sandwich with a slice of tomato on it tastes like: All I can … Read more
From: Maddox <[email protected]> Subject: My Nigga Hey Angry Jerk, it’s your biggest fan again. Just wanted to let you know that I’ve begun work on that AngryJerk.net fanpage I was telling you about. I’m more than honored that you have bestowed upon me the prestigious title of “Knight Commander of the Empire of the Phoenix … Read more
For a kid’s movie, I’ve always liked Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius. How can you not? The plot takes every kid’s greatest fantasy of not having parental supervision, and crushes it by telling the kids that they’re helpless without their parents and should stop being unappreciative little brats. And if that’s not enough, just watch the … Read more
[Article] http://blazingpocket.com/reviews/item/10295-angryjerknet [Owner] Lanzar [Platform] HTML. Just in case you forgot you were browsing the internet. [Layout] Either a sloppy mess of tables, or a very shitty WordPress template. Also has some weeaboo bullshit for a background. [Release] December 2011 [Rating] 6. Out of 100. [Highs] Possibly enjoyable after dropping acid. POSSIBLY. [Lows] The … Read more
TellTale’s “Back to the Future: The Game” is the fourth addition to the franchise that the series deserves.
Who’s REALLY behind the 9/11 terrorist attacks? The answer will blow your mind!
When it comes to the Twilight series, it’s the same fucking thing everywhere I go. Over and over, people are parroting the same cliché opinions about these books and movies. “Twilight sucks!” “Twilight is gay!” “Edward Cullen is a faggot!” We get it, Twilight is shitty. Yeah, I’ve heard enough about the series to have … Read more
Dear Harold Camping: The world isn’t going to end on May 21st, and you’re an idiot. Did you even bother to read the Bible?
10 generic techniques for managing your anger that are absolutely worthless, totally useless, and downright stupid.