I’ll be frank. I haven’t had the motivation to do a new TROLLED! in a while, since I thought the first one was a flop.
Year: 2007
The lying wop or the controlling cunt?
I hate the presidential elections. 99% of the time, both choices are useless. Gore and Bush. Bush and Kerry. Now, Clinton and Giuliani. People always say “If you don’t vote, you have no right to complain.” Why should I choose between two people I don’t want? “Choose the lesser of the two evils!” It’s like … Read more
The 10 worst things about music today
There’s very few songs I like that were made after 1989. Today, I’m gonna list the ten worst things about today’s music, but not in any order. Here we go! 1. Jello Biafra leaving the Dead Kennedys That’s right. It turns out I was a fucking idiot and thought Jello was still with the Dead … Read more
I shot Tupac, now shut up about him
Tupac Shakur sucked, and the only reason everyone loves him is because he died.
Spider-Man 3: Pure Unadulterated Garbage
I managed to get a free bootleg copy of Spider-Man 3, and all I can say is I’m glad I didn’t spend anything to see it.
The Dead Kennedys pwn
The Dead Kennedys are the greatest punk rock band ever, and if you disagree you’re a fucking piece of shit.
Israel is NOT infallible
I’m tired of the huge double standard when it comes to Israel and their behavior on the world stage. If Israel attacks a country, it’s called “self-defense”. But if any other Arab country attacks another country, you can bet your sweet ass that the US Military will be over there in a heartbeat bombing them … Read more