They’ve taken something that falls from the sky for free, poured it into plastic, and convinced you it’s a luxury product. Alex Jonestown follows the money and uncovers the Truth™ behind the bottled water scam.
AJ gives Dave’s Hot Chicken a shot after hearing plenty of hype, only to find long waits, plenty of heat, and not nearly enough flavor. The fries are fine, the chicken looks the part, but the meal leaves him wishing he’d gone somewhere else.
For all the garbage on 4chan, it still allows people to actually say what they think. Reddit filters everything through rules, moderators, and a voting system that buries anything outside the norm.
In this edition of Battlestation Breakdown, we have Christmas lights, insulation boards, office metalheads, loli-loving degenerates, and more!
AJ checks out Chainsmoker Cat, an anime that takes the cute cat girl fantasy and drags it straight through an ashtray. It’s crude, disgusting, occasionally hilarious, and built almost entirely around watching a collection of deeply dysfunctional cat girls make terrible decisions.
Xyzabcrst doesn’t understand why humans wait in long lines to buy food designed to make them unhealthy. His investigation gets stranger when he discovers the truth about Ronald McDonald.
Gboard keeps changing perfectly good word suggestions right before AJ can tap them, and somehow one of the most basic functions of a smartphone has become a daily annoyance.
Sarah’s brother is 27, unemployed, living with their parents, and still somehow thinks taking her car without asking counts as borrowing. Señor Juan explains why she can’t force him to grow up, but she can absolutely hide her keys and stop letting him treat her car like a family rental service.
After more than a year of seeing KPop Demon Hunters everywhere, AJ finally gives in and watches it. What he expected to be overhyped teenage K-pop nonsense turns out to have catchy music, interesting animation, and some surprising similarities to Demon Slayer.