Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!
Dear Juan
Life advice from Señor Juan, unfiltered, occasionally questionable, and always entertaining. Real problems, real answers, broken English included.
DEAR JUAN: My friend’s daughter has a crush on me!
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan back with more advice!
DEAR JUAN: My girlfriend tested me and I failed!
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan with more advice!
DEAR JUAN: My friend is getting a green card marriage!
Hola amigos, it is your pal Señor Juan!