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Month: July 2026

Dynamic Pricing Is Highway Robbery With a Digital Price Tag

July 13, 2026 by Angry_Jerk
AJnet Magazine title card showing a hand reaching for a bottle of water priced at $9.99, with the headline “Dynamic Pricing: How Is This Legal?”

Dynamic pricing lets companies change prices based on demand, timing, location, and even personal data. I don’t trust corporations not to abuse it, and neither should you.

Categories The Angry Jerk 2 Comments

I Accidentally Invented a New Sport (You’re Welcome)

July 29, 2026July 10, 2026 by Frosty Mugg
Blue Frosty’s Mug title card featuring a foaming beer mug logo beside the headline “I INVENTED A NEW SPORT! YOU’RE WELCOME” in large white text.

After accidentally saving a falling beer with a perfectly timed kick, Frosty Mugg becomes convinced he has invented a revolutionary new sport called Beerball. What starts as one drunken moment outside Yellowz Bar and Grill quickly turns into complete public stupidity.

Categories Frosty's Mug, Offbeat Leave a comment

Needy Girl Overdose is the worst anime I’ve watched in 2026

July 9, 2026 by Angry_Jerk
KAngel and a dark-haired woman from Needy Girl Overdose stand back-to-back in a blue-lit title card reading “5 Hours of Pretentious Trash.”

I watched all 13 episodes of Needy Girl Overdose and still couldn’t tell you what the hell it was trying to say. Beneath the vaporwave visuals and random animation shifts is five hours of pretentious nonsense.

Categories AJnet Anime Club 3 Comments

File 042226-021 – Artificial Intelligence

July 29, 2026July 8, 2026 by Chick Styles
“Xyzabcrst Files” title card labeled Top Secret with file number and Artificial Intelligence topic.

In this Xyzabcrst Files transcript, the entity weighs in on artificial intelligence, arguing that humanity doesn’t truly understand intelligence, and may be heading toward an outcome it can’t control.

Categories Fun, The Xyzabcrst Files 1 Comment

AI Is Here: Adapt or Be Buried

July 6, 2026 by Angry_Jerk
A futuristic humanoid robot with glowing blue eyes stares forward against a dark, smoky background beside the headline “AI Is Here to Stay: Adapt or Be Buried” on an AJnet Magazine title card.

From job loss fears to endless AI witch hunts online, people are losing their minds over artificial intelligence. The technology has serious downsides, but pretending it can be stopped isn’t realistic either.

Categories The Angry Jerk Leave a comment

Good News Everyone, I’m Not Dead!

July 29, 2026July 3, 2026 by Frosty Mugg
Frosty’s Mug title card with beer icon; text reads “Good News Everyone, I’m Not Dead!”

After more than a year away, Frosty checks back in with an update on his disappearance. What starts with getting kicked out of his usual spot turns into an unexpected situation behind the scenes of a bar where things don’t quite work the way they should.

Categories Frosty's Mug, Offbeat 2 Comments

Marriagetoxin is the Hottest Anime of 2026

July 2, 2026 by Angry_Jerk
Hikaru Gero holds a syringe near his neck in a neon-lit Marriagetoxin title card reading “The Hottest Anime of 2026.”

Marriagetoxin is the hottest anime of 2026, and I’m ready to fight anyone who disagrees. Great action, bizarre assassins, shark clubs, and a surprisingly strong cast make this one impossible to put down.

Categories AJnet Anime Club 1 Comment

The Truth™ about Electric Scooters!

July 1, 2026 by Alex Jonestown
“Truth Troopers” title card with text about electric scooters and a dark, radio-themed background.

Those electric scooters aren’t just a convenient ride across town. They’re a test, Troopers, and most of you don’t even realize you’re taking it.

Categories Features, Truth Troopers 1 Comment
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